truTV: Not Reality. Actuality.

froggy · #1 05-20-2007, 09:17 PM

How good is this? We can all get together and talk just about anything we like.

Poor yourself a cup of tea, coffee or whatever takes your fancy, sink into our large soft Genuine Leather lounges, and start nattering.

Hi there, Dallas

Here comes Sprockett and Athena. Concerto is always entertaining.

Wonderful, our own Crime Library Club Rooms!!! Waiter service available, daily newspapers, Crimes and books to dicuss, talk about anything we like, have a joke, a laugh then take an Asprin and have good ly down.

Dallas, don't you think the detailing on the Ceiling Cornices is just divine? Do you like the old world Burgundy Coloured drapes? It's just so classy and swish. Dontcha think? Oh, Concerto, there's even a Stienway piano. The only things missing are cigars, smoking jackets and slippers.

It's, oh, so elite.

Freshly cut flowers every day. Daphne and Gardenia. Oprah couldn't do better than this.

When we're more settled and cosy we could always send her and Gayle a Velvet Covered, Gold embossed, invitation with our Crime Library Membership insignia on the cover. Now, they're two people who know how to have a good old natter. What do you all think? The more the merrier?

Excuse me waiter! Could I have some Freshwater, please? You know, that water we just flew in from the French Alps. Wonderful, thankyou.

Now, you were saying, Dallas?......................Excuse me, Dallas, while I just adjust my silk embroided cushion. Right! Done! What were you saying, again .................................................. .............................................

Mishell1383 · #2 05-20-2007, 09:45 PM

haha fabulous ! let me get my slippers and I'll be right there to join you !

froggy · #3 05-20-2007, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Mishell1383

haha fabulous ! let me get my slippers and I'll be right there to join you !

Excellent, Mishell, I'll save you a seat. It is going to get pretty crowded around here.

dallasvic · #4 05-20-2007, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by froggy

Excellent, Mishell, I'll save you a seat. It is going to get pretty crowded around here.

Hi froggy,
This is just so coolllllllllll Leave it to you, like I said on that other POST you make me laugh

. Hey, I am jealous,you didn't save me a a chair

Hey waiter I would like some Icewater Pleaseeeeeeeee
Thank you .
Yall check out my avatar it my backyard tomorrow I will post a new on.
ILLLL be back

froggy · #5 05-21-2007, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by dallasvic

Hi froggy,
This is just so coolllllllllll Leave it to you, like I said on that other POST you make me laugh

. Hey, I am jealous,you didn't save me a a chair

Hey waiter I would like some Icewater Pleaseeeeeeeee
Thank you .
Yall check out my avatar it my backyard tomorrow I will post a new on.
ILLLL be back

Dallllaasss, it was you I was talking to when I was admiring the ceiling cornices. You even nodded. Do you mean you weren't listening to me? Hmmmmm. Well, I nevah.

You, dear Dallas, have your own chair, with an engraved gold plate on the back of your chair. What do you mean I didn't save you a chair? You have your own chair, for goodness sake. Gosh, there's no pleasin' some people.

Oh, well, Mishell, Dallas often has her head stuck in a book. Don't worry. She often says mmmmmmm just to shut you up. She doesn't hear a word you say. You have to say, DALLAS have I got your attention? If you say that, she'll prick up her ears.

There you go, Mishell, you have Dallas' attention. Dallas you're so funny, you're eyes are all glazed over. Did you have a little nip of something before you came? Dallas, tell Mishell about how you really love Crime. She reads Crime all the time. That's what we all have in common, dontcha know, we are all wantabe murderers, but we just don't have the guts to do it. Dontcha agree?

Mmmmmmm, you've never contemplated commiting a murder? No, I suppose I haven't really either. You're right, Mishell. It's very interesting this Crime Detective stuff isn't it? .......................

froggy · #6 05-21-2007, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Mishell1383

haha fabulous ! let me get my slippers and I'll be right there to join you !

Aren't those Crime Library slippers just the most comfortable you've ever had your teeny weeny lil feet in?

They're so stylish. Prada couldn't make slippers as well.

It's that, Royal Blue. A very rich colour. The gold Crime Library insignia just looks soooooo stunning. I know it's an extravagance, but I always knew that Crime Library weren't cheap. Every member at Crime Library has their own personalised slippers.

I really love the way the Butler opens the heavy Mahogony door with a homey nod, saying "welcome to your Crime Library Club". Then presents us with our slippers. No tip, required. Isn't that just the best? I told you, Crime Library has spared no expense.

Why don't you come over here, Mishell? Sit near the double glazed, sash windows. You can watch the passing parade over here. Lots of eye candy passin' by. Oh, whilst we're talking about candy, there are small dishes of sweets for all to enjoy. Would you like some? I'll just summon the waiter. Aren't they delissshus? Mmmmm.

dallasvic · #7 05-21-2007, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by froggy

Dallllaasss, it was you I was talking to when I was admiring the ceiling cornices. You even nodded. Do you mean you weren't listening to me? Hmmmmm. Well, I nevah.

You, dear Dallas, have your own chair, with an engraved gold plate on the back of your chair. What do you mean I didn't save you a chair? You have your own chair, for goodness sake. Gosh, there's no pleasin' some people.

Oh, well, Mishell, Dallas often has her head stuck in a book. Don't worry. She often says mmmmmmm just to shut you up. She doesn't hear a word you say. You have to say, DALLAS have I got your attention? If you say that, she'll prick up her ears.

There you go, Mishell, you have Dallas' attention. Dallas you're so funny, you're eyes are all glazed over. Did you have a little nip of something before you came? Dallas, tell Mishell about how you really love Crime. She reads Crime all the time. That's what we all have in common, dontcha know, we are all wantabe murderers, but we just don't have the guts to do it. Dontcha agree?

Mmmmmmm, you've never contemplated commiting a murder? No, I suppose I haven't really either. You're right, Mishell. It's very interesting this Crime Detective stuff isn't it? .......................

Hi froggy ,
Ahaaaaaaaaaaaa there my chair even has my name engraved on it DALLASVIC love thanks froggy. Hey did Mishell get lost ? She has not come back with her comfortable slippers ? WOW we might have a missing person in our own backyard !!!!Better start looking for clues. You know the 1st 48 hours are critical with a missing person.
Lets set up a grid

what do you think froggy?

froggy · #8 05-21-2007, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by dallasvic

Hi froggy ,
Ahaaaaaaaaaaaa there my chair even has my name engraved on it DALLASVIC love thanks froggy. Hey did Mishell get lost ? She has not come back with her comfortable slippers ? WOW we might have a missing person in our own backyard !!!!Better start looking for clues. You know the 1st 48 hours are critical with a missing person.
Lets set up a grid

what do you think froggy?

Yep, the first 48 hours are the most important when a homicide or a missing person in logged.

I don't know, Dallas, maybe Mishell got mugged on the way home. Ya see, she didn't know that we have our own personalised slippers, right here at our club door.

There are many scenarios. She could have been mugged, murdered, kidnapped, people traded, the list of variables goes on. We are after all in the Crime Library Members Club. Oh, my heart is beating faster with every possible grizzly image.

Heck, Dallas, wait, just a minute, that's her over there. Sittting next to the window, looking

I mean oggling the passing eye candy.

Gosh, Dallas, you had me going then. It would be an awful embarassment to the other Members if we were the ones who cried wolf. We'd have had to give our Gold name engraved chairs back, together with our official membership card. It'd be like a cop handing back his gun and badge. The shame would be unthinkable. The loss of our best friends would be tantamount to being banned on Court TV messageboard. One could never comprehend the loss. To go to your computer, log in, only to find you can't gain access. Oh the devestation. Searching madly for any hint of redemption. Only to find that when you go into the members list the word most feared on any messageboarders screen appears. dah duh dah dah BANNED.

We must make it our oath, never, ever, to jump to conclusions. I never want to leave my dear friends here. I shall die here first, slumped in my CL genuine leather chair, decomposing, skeletalising, looking like Norman Bates mother before I leave a one of my friends from here, behind.

Hey, Mishell, you had us worried there for a bit ....................................

dallasvic · #9 05-21-2007, 02:45 AM

i am getting a

filling we have been abandoned on this board. You think everyone is asleep

dallasvic · #10 05-21-2007, 02:59 AM

Hey froggy
invite the newbies to you thread. LOL
I am sure they will love like we do .Don't you know!!!!!!!!!!!

froggy · #11 05-21-2007, 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by dallasvic

i am getting a

filling we have been abandoned on this board. You think everyone is asleep

I'm thinkin' what you're thinkin' kid (James Cagney voice). May be this club is too exclusive.

Everybody needs to know they can talk about anything on this Discussion Forum.

Here's a general question, Dallas. What's your view on amphibean creatures?

What is your favourite colour?

What type of Ice cream do you like best?

Wait, oh, at least 24 hours and some of the other members shall be along, gradually. Some have been here for absolute centuries. The ol' zimmer frames are made outta wood. Very collectable. Every time an ol' member trips it's a race for the collectable. Oh, I forgot, and also to pick them up.

froggy · #12 05-21-2007, 03:05 AM

Hey Dallas, which Homicide case interests you the most on here?

Did you check out the West Memphis 3 site?

dallasvic · #13 05-21-2007, 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by froggy

Hey Dallas, which Homicide case interests you the most on here?

Did you check out the West Memphis 3 site?

Hey froggy,
Sorry got knocked offline

Well alot of them , but right now its the Haines triple murders. I have not heard of west Memphis 3 site. I will check it out.Sound interesting. What is your favorite?

froggy · #14 05-21-2007, 07:40 AM

I'm interested in the drowning of those young males in LaCrosse, Wisconsin.

No one will yet say after 8 deaths by drowning that there may be a serial killer on the loose.

I believe there is. So, I kind of keep an eye on the progress there.

Good night, sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite. I'll probably go to the Crime Library Members Club for a visit tomorrow. Might see ya there.

BedOfRoses07 · #15 05-21-2007, 08:23 AM

Hi all! Interesting thread! I want some slippers.

Canadian Bum · #16 05-21-2007, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by froggy

How good is this? We can all get together and talk just about anything we like.

Poor yourself a cup of tea, coffee or whatever takes your fancy, sink into our large soft Genuine Leather lounges, and start nattering.

Hi there, Dallas

Here comes Sprockett and Athena. Concerto is always entertaining.

Wonderful, our own Crime Library Club Rooms!!! Waiter service available, daily newspapers, Crimes and books to dicuss, talk about anything we like, have a joke, a laugh then take an Asprin and have good ly down.

Dallas, don't you think the detailing on the Ceiling Cornices is just divine? Do you like the old world Burgundy Coloured drapes? It's just so classy and swish. Dontcha think? Oh, Concerto, there's even a Stienway piano. The only things missing are cigars, smoking jackets and slippers.

It's, oh, so elite.

Freshly cut flowers every day. Daphne and Gardenia. Oprah couldn't do better than this.

When we're more settled and cosy we could always send her and Gayle a Velvet Covered, Gold embossed, invitation with our Crime Library Membership insignia on the cover. Now, they're two people who know how to have a good old natter. What do you all think? The more the merrier?

Excuse me waiter! Could I have some Freshwater, please? You know, that water we just flew in from the French Alps. Wonderful, thankyou.

Now, you were saying, Dallas?......................Excuse me, Dallas, while I just adjust my silk embroided cushion. Right! Done! What were you saying, again .................................................. .............................................

I never met a froggy I didn't like.

And I dont need my passport to visit you all.

Mishell1383 · #17 05-21-2007, 09:01 AM

o man! I finally found my slippers ! and I brought some wood for the fireplace, now we can get cozy and chat about crime... YES!

Sorry I scared ya, I took the long way back and snoozed a bit, found my slips and I've wandered back. lol

Do they have any Ann Rule books in this place? Gosh i love her!

Athena · #18 05-21-2007, 10:39 AM

I am so jealous. All of you get to hang out in your snuggly slippers and I have to wait until I get home from work.

Don't have too much fun. LMAO Thanks for the laugh, I needed that. :lol:

Mishell1383 · #19 05-21-2007, 03:54 PM

LOL i just read the post of me getting ,mugged, kidnapped, or traded!! LMAO! i love being among people that think just like i do! LOL

dallasvic · #20 05-21-2007, 03:54 PM

Hi Everyone,

Don't you just love this club froogy set up, but Athena do not worry after I leave here I am headed to you place to show off my pic's

Hey Mishell,
You had us worried this morning. Glad to see your safe her with with us.

LATER ALL

dallasvic · #21 05-21-2007, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Mishell1383

LOL i just read the post of me getting ,mugged, kidnapped, or traded!! LMAO! i love being among people that think just like i do! LOL

LMAO froggy had me rolling this morning. It was so funny

froggy · #22 05-21-2007, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Canadian Bum

I never met a froggy I didn't like.

And I dont need my passport to visit you all.

Thanks Canadian Bum. So you like Frogs? I must say I don't mind me some Frog myself. I know many. There just like people really, we've had our own Crime suspects over a period of time. One Frog just got done for Frogicide. Well maybe frogslaughter. I'm not quite certain. The taddies have been reading all about it.

You'll probably get to read all about it if you're a Member of Crime Library. A very unique case indeed. By the way, aren't the slippers just so plush and comfortable? Mine had to be adjusted just slightly, I have rather wide feet.

Isn't it just lovely how Mishell, has had the fireplace commissioned for the very first time. Oh, I don't think I'll ever go back to my pad. What more could anyone want? * relaxed sigh* Friends here all day just to hang out with, warm fire, cosy furniture, you're own personalised chairs and slippers, newspapers everyday, and our own Library. As much food as you can drink or eat; and a very nice Butler to serve it all up.

The security is marvellous. Freshwater, on tap all day. Why would anyone possibly want to leave here? Ahhhhhhhh. Oooooopps, tell me I'm not dreamin'.

froggy · #23 05-21-2007, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mishell1383

LOL i just read the post of me getting ,mugged, kidnapped, or traded!! LMAO! i love being among people that think just like i do! LOL

:lol: Yep, we're all just a tad cautious out there. That's why it's so nice to be in here.

The Security is so top notch. The Members can all just relax and not worry about who is comin' up behind them. No dark alleys in here hahaha.

froggy · #24 05-21-2007, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by BedOfRoses07

Hi all! Interesting thread! I want some slippers.

Look Bed of Roses, here come your slippers now on a Sterling Silver Platter.

I think when you hurried through the door you may have been too quick for our ol' butler. He is slower than most 94 year old butlers, but very reliable and prompt when he gets a run up.

Findin' good help these days, Bed of Roses, is just simply so hard to find. We're oh so fortunate to have him, he is very good with the Geriatric Members. He has empathy. Dontcha think it's good to be able to empathise?

I know for a fact, that Freshwater, dug him up from somewhere, quiet. Probably a cemetry, noooo, I'm only jokin' *gigglin'*. Oh, to laugh with friends is just one of the highlights of living. mmmmmmmm *snugglin' in, starrin' at the fire*. You leave your worries at the door here.

Whenever, I see that door in sight, I pick up speed. Ohhh, to leave problems at doors? Such a feelin' of relief. *smilin' dreamily*.

froggy · #25 05-21-2007, 08:56 PM

Did you mention the Corn on my big toe? You don't talk about those things in polite company.

It doesn't matter. We can talk about anything we like here. Anyone can start a thread on anything that's worrying them or whatever.

When did you get so cluey?

Maybaby59 · #26 05-21-2007, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by dallasvic

Hi Everyone,

Don't you just love this club froogy set up, but Athena do not worry after I leave here I am headed to you place to show off my pic's
Hey Mishell,
You had us worried this morning. Glad to see your safe her with with us.: LATER ALL

Hi Dallasvic,

I'm jealous of all those beautiful pics you have...Here are some pictures of my babies...Lady (Golden Retriever) and Basil (Blue & Gold Macaw).

Mishell1383 · #27 05-21-2007, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Maybaby59

Hi Dallasvic,

I'm jealous of all those beautiful pics you have...Here are some pictures of my babies...Lady (Golden Retriever) and Basil (Blue & Gold Macaw).

ooooooh May I LOVE THEM! I want a parrot so bad! Can he talk? Maybe he can read me a story while I sit in my slippers in my plush chair with the fire roaring... oh how lovely that sounds!! I just got home from a long days work, how I have been dying to sit here among you crime slueths to read and chat about the crimes that have impacted us most this week! I'm sti;; rather stuck on Christian and Newsom, how bout you guys? I have a gut of steel and this story made me queazy, What story has most affected you? New or old?

Brainstorm · #28 05-21-2007, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Maybaby59

Hi Dallasvic,

I'm jealous of all those beautiful pics you have...Here are some pictures of my babies...Lady (Golden Retriever) and Basil (Blue & Gold Macaw).

I agree,Maybaby,those are awesome pics. I had a friend who had two birds and when we all sat around laughing, those birds would just crack up,mocking us,which made it even more funnier,so this would go on and on and on. Oh what fun!!!!

Maybaby59 · #29 05-21-2007, 09:44 PM

Hi Mishell,
I actually have 3 parrots...Basil, the blue & gold is 31 years old...and he talks...he is quite a character...his favorite phrase? Shut up! He says that to Byron and Elvis when they start screeching and squawking...Elvis (10 years old) is a Congo African Grey...excellent talker...never shuts up...and the funny thing is, he sounds like me...he fools my husband sometimes! And Byron (25 years old) is a Green Cheeked Amazon...probably the noisiest of the 3...

They make us laugh every day...and all so beautiful...

Trish

Mishell1383 · #30 05-21-2007, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maybaby59

Hi Mishell,
I actually have 3 parrots...Basil, the blue & gold is 31 years old...and he talks...he is quite a character...his favorite phrase? Shut up! He says that to Byron and Elvis when they start screeching and squawking...Elvis (10 years old) is a Congo African Grey...excellent talker...never shuts up...and the funny thing is, he sounds like me...he fools my husband sometimes! And Byron (25 years old) is a Green Cheeked Amazon...probably the noisiest of the 3...

They make us laugh every day...and all so beautiful...

Trish

O MY GOSH! 31 and 25 !!! wow! Have u had them since they were babies!? I love how they are capable of living such a long life ! Its amazing !!

froggy · #31 05-21-2007, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maybaby59

Hi Mishell,
I actually have 3 parrots...Basil, the blue & gold is 31 years old...and he talks...he is quite a character...his favorite phrase? Shut up! He says that to Byron and Elvis when they start screeching and squawking...Elvis (10 years old) is a Congo African Grey...excellent talker...never shuts up...and the funny thing is, he sounds like me...he fools my husband sometimes! And Byron (25 years old) is a Green Cheeked Amazon...probably the noisiest of the 3...

They make us laugh every day...and all so beautiful...

Trish

:lol: Can I borrow, Basil, please, Trish. I know some noisy kids.

Maybaby59 · #32 05-21-2007, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by froggy

:lol: Can I borrow, Basil, please, Trish. I know some noisy kids.

You're too funny! Wonder how he learned that phrase? Think he might have heard it a lot?

Maybaby59 · #33 05-21-2007, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mishell1383

O MY GOSH! 31 and 25 !!! wow! Have u had them since they were babies!? I love how they are capable of living such a long life ! Its amazing !!

I've had Elvis since 5 weeks old...My Mama hand-fed him for me...Byron was about 9 months old when I got him...and already tamed...and quite a flirt...Basil was given to me 7 years ago by a dear friend...Best gift I've ever received...and he'd had him since he was about a year old...

I'm also amazed by their lifespan...I've already made arrangements for them to have a home when both my husband and I are gone...I just hope that they'll always be loved and cared for...

dallasvic · #34 05-21-2007, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by froggy

:lol: Yep, we're all just a tad cautious out there. That's why it's so nice to be in here.

The Security is so top notch. The Members can all just relax and not worry about who is comin' up behind them. No dark alleys in here hahaha.

Hey yall,
Yall have a fire going?froggy were are my slippers?Please order me some Icewater ?i will be back in a minute. I want to see who all joined our club since this morning.and froggy did you invite the new members to the CL
club? the more the merrier.

dallasvic · #35 05-22-2007, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maybaby59

Hi Mishell,
I actually have 3 parrots...Basil, the blue & gold is 31 years old...and he talks...he is quite a character...his favorite phrase? Shut up! He says that to Byron and Elvis when they start screeching and squawking...Elvis (10 years old) is a Congo African Grey...excellent talker...never shuts up...and the funny thing is, he sounds like me...he fools my husband sometimes! And Byron (25 years old) is a Green Cheeked Amazon...probably the noisiest of the 3...

They make us laugh every day...and all so beautiful...

Trish

Hi Trish,
Love those pic's beautiful dog how old is he/she? I am fixin' to change my avatar since I have no idea how to get the other pic's on here like you have . If you have the time can you pm me and tell me how to get other pic's on here besides the avatar? That is if you do not mind !!

Later

froggy · #36 05-22-2007, 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dallasvic

Hey yall,
Yall have a fire going?froggy were are my slippers?Please order me some Icewater ?i will be back in a minute. I want to see who all joined our club since this morning.and froggy did you invite the new members to the CL
club? the more the merrier.

Yep, Dallas, they're wandering in slowly.

I've invited all the new members and I'm hoping some of the older members will get into the spirit of things.

If, Jeeves, doesn't have anything to do, he might just fall asleep and topple over. That would be awful. Where would we get another Jeeves?

It's so cosy in here. Someone is asking for advice on Chiropractors. Do you know anything about Chiros?

froggy · #37 05-22-2007, 05:10 AM

Yes, Athena. Thankyou. We needed a place to go to talk about things other than Crime. A chance to get to know one another.

That's what gave me the idea to dream up a virtual club room. I hope you like my decorations; and the little extras like monogrammed slippers and engraved names on chairs. Very swish. Only, what I think Crime Library Members deserve. Only the best.

It was your dream. I only created a word picture. Well done, Athena.

__________________

dallasvic · #38 05-22-2007, 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by froggy

Yes, Athena. Thankyou. We needed a place to go to talk about things other than Crime. A chance to get to know one another.

That's what gave me the idea to dream up a virtual club room. I hope you like my decorations; and the little extras like monogrammed slippers and engraved names on chairs. Very swish. Only, what I think Crime Library Members deserve. Only the best.

It was your dream. I only created a word picture. Well done, Athena.

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Hi froggy ,
You know I get this funny feeling we are the only ones up again

What is up with this ?I see quite a few people stop in . How did they like the club? Someone said we were going to get T-shirts . Is that true with our names on them will be cool . I promised Brooke I would stop by Tara's forum and I as so have to go light her another candle. I will stop back by and check on everything shortly ok !!!!!!

BedOfRoses07 · #39 05-22-2007, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by froggy

Look Bed of Roses, here come your slippers now on a Sterling Silver Platter.

I think when you hurried through the door you may have been too quick for our ol' butler. He is slower than most 94 year old butlers, but very reliable and prompt when he gets a run up.

Findin' good help these days, Bed of Roses, is just simply so hard to find. We're oh so fortunate to have him, he is very good with the Geriatric Members. He has empathy. Dontcha think it's good to be able to empathise?

I know for a fact, that Freshwater, dug him up from somewhere, quiet. Probably a cemetry, noooo, I'm only jokin' *gigglin'*. Oh, to laugh with friends is just one of the highlights of living. mmmmmmmm *snugglin' in, starrin' at the fire*. You leave your worries at the door here.

Whenever, I see that door in sight, I pick up speed. Ohhh, to leave problems at doors? Such a feelin' of relief. *smilin' dreamily*.

Woohoo! My slippers are comfortable! Thanks Froggy! I'll get to enjoy them better this afternoon when I get off work! Love leaving worries at the door!! *relaxing*

sharlock · #40 05-22-2007, 07:42 AM

Hi all

sorry I am late but the traffic is Murder!!! I love what you have done with the place I always thought we could definitely use a bit of culture around here but LORDY LORD where did you guys put my lounge chair? As unsightly as it is I am going to have to insist that you all stop hiding it on me! Thanks, love a drink of fresh ice water; you are too thoughtful.
Have you noticed that guy out the window there? Yes looks harmless enough I know but he's been there for 3days in a row now and I just have this feeling something is not quite right. Don't worry Froggy I won't jump to conclusions just thought it was worth mentioning so we could keep an eye on him. Hey dallasvic can u come over here for a sec! Has that Peteman given you any more trouble because the gals and I will take him out for you. I'm just saying noone messes with us! Well I think I might take advantage of the quality threads around here I'll catch you all later!