Theme Songs

[hockeymomof5]

This thread is dedicated to the poster Anthea Delano. GREAT IDEA!!!

I'll start off with:

Serial Killer
All the love you have disintegrates
All taht saved you was your apathy
I remember all the knives you hung
And all the bodies stretched across the wall
All teh drama that they made me think
Couldn't be real must be fake
I can see the bodies on the wall
All the nightmare dreams I can't recall come

Natural Born Killaz
Journey with me
Into the mind of a maniac
Doomed to be a killer
Since I came out the nutsac
I'm in a murderous mindsate
With a heart full of terror
I see the devil in the mirror

Murder By Numbers
Once that you've decided on a killing
First you make a stone of your heart
And if you find that your hands are still willing
Then you can turn a murder into art

There really isn't any need for bloodshed
You just do it with a little more finesse
If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess

It's murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC

Now if you have a taste for this experience
And you're flushed with your very first success
Then you must try a twosome or a threesome
And you'll find your conscience bothers you much less

Because murder is like anything you take to
It's a habit-forming need for more and more
You can bump off every member of your family
And anybody else you find a bore

Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC

Now you can join the ranks of the illustrious
In history's great dark hall of fame
All our greatest killers were industrious
At least the ones that we all know by name

[northernrflxn]

Originally posted by hockeymomof5
This thread is dedicated to the poster Anthea Delano. GREAT IDEA!!!

I'll start off with:

Serial Killer
All the love you have disintegrates
All taht saved you was your apathy
I remember all the knives you hung
And all the bodies stretched across the wall
All teh drama that they made me think
Couldn't be real must be fake
I can see the bodies on the wall
All the nightmare dreams I can't recall come

Natural Born Killaz
Journey with me
Into the mind of a maniac
Doomed to be a killer
Since I came out the nutsac
I'm in a murderous mindsate
With a heart full of terror
I see the devil in the mirror

Murder By Numbers
Once that you've decided on a killing
First you make a stone of your heart
And if you find that your hands are still willing
Then you can turn a murder into art

There really isn't any need for bloodshed
You just do it with a little more finesse
If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess

It's murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC

Now if you have a taste for this experience
And you're flushed with your very first success
Then you must try a twosome or a threesome
And you'll find your conscience bothers you much less

Because murder is like anything you take to
It's a habit-forming need for more and more
You can bump off every member of your family
And anybody else you find a bore

Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC

Now you can join the ranks of the illustrious
In history's great dark hall of fame
All our greatest killers were industrious
At least the ones that we all know by name

Love the big smiley on your thread. Even Anthea appeared to understand that making light of these tragedies with something as innappropriate as "theme songs" would be in poor taste. You reveal your own shabby charachter on these boards over and over again.

[hockeymomof5]

Originally posted by northernrflxn


Love the big smiley on your thread. Even Anthea appeared to understand that making light of these tragedies with something as innappropriate as "theme songs" would be in poor taste. You reveal your own shabby charachter on these boards over and over again.

No one's "making light" of these tragedies. Well, accept for those who come up with excuses to lessen the responsibility of one of the killers. Any names come to mind?

Actually, Northern it was you who inspired this thread when you made the crack about "missing the music." All I did was point it out.

[northernrflxn]

Originally posted by Anthea Delano
Actually, Northern it was you who inspired this thread when you made the crack about "missing the music." All I did was point it out.

It wasn't a 'crack'. I borrowed an effective metaphor from Dr. Hare in a sincere attempt to explain what I think it is important to understand and try to feel at an emotional level to fully understand this case.

I've got nothing to do with this thread, its grinning smiley or its vapid and insensitive theme, and by your own lack of a musical contribution I assume that we should think the same of you. If so, good on you. If on the other hand you plan to throw in your lot with hockeymom on this, don't be surprised if you wake up with fleas.

[hockeymomof5]

Originally posted by northernrflxn
I've got nothing to do with this thread, its grinning smiley or its vapid and insensitive theme, and by your own lack of a musical contribution I assume that we should think the same of you. If so, good on you. If on the other hand you plan to throw in your lot with hockeymom on this, don't be surprised if you wake up with fleas.

This is precious. YOU complaining about a thread that has songs about KILLERS, such as Karla and Paul as being "vapid and insensitive". Yet, you feel the need to repeatedly mock me for having lost my teeth to disease. You certainly are a piece of work!!!