911 Call: There's An Alligator In My Kitchen!

[One2Snoop]

:eek: OMG!!!! I'd be totally freaked out! :chicken:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/04/22/gator.911/index.html?iref=mpstoryview


A 69 yr old central Florida woman found an 8ft long alligator in her kitchen monday night according to authorities.

[FDInLaw]

I'm right behind you! :chicken: :chicken:

[lilmiss1960]

If something like that came into my kitchen, I'd take that as a sign to move, lol. 8 feet long. Wow, imagine when you come face to face with a 6 foot long cockroach in a mess hall. I heard that happened some years back. Darn thing lived under it and it would come out at night like most cockroachs do, looking for food. I can't remember how many rounds of ammo the shot into it. Some kid on guard duty kept hearing movement in the mess hall. He thought someone broke into it and was raiding it but he could never catch them.
Then I guess one night, he set up a trap or something to catch whom ever it was breaking in and to his surprise, it was a 6 foot long cockroach. I've heard they can get pretty big, but this one made it into world record book.

[lisaznola]

I remember talking with an older lady in my neighborhood right before Hurricane Ivan was supposed to hit here and she advised me to go buy a couple small cheap frozen hens. We live near the levees and if they were topped she said that it was possible that (as she supposedly saw in a previous hurricane) a few gators might come onto the streets. If you had to get out fast, and/or to protect your small pets, you throw the hen and the gators go after it instead of you, or your pet.....

:eek:

Ivan didn't hit here, but I have always remembered that.

As to the roach:

The Six-Foot Cockroach

Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.

The next night, after he finished his fourth beer, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.

The next night, after he finished his first beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach was standing there. This time he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left.

The fourth night Frank didn't drink at all. the doorbell rang. The cockroach was standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Frank and left him in a heap on the living room floor.

The following day, Frank went to see his doctor. He explained the events of the preceding four nights.

"What can I do?" he pleaded.

"Not much," the doctor replied. "There's just a nasty bug going around."

:D
Sorry, bad I know, but I couldn't resist.
:tongue:

[EmeraldEyes]

If something like that came into my kitchen, I'd take that as a sign to move, lol. 8 feet long. Wow, imagine when you come face to face with a 6 foot long cockroach in a mess hall. I heard that happened some years back. Darn thing lived under it and it would come out at night like most cockroachs do, looking for food. I can't remember how many rounds of ammo the shot into it. Some kid on guard duty kept hearing movement in the mess hall. He thought someone broke into it and was raiding it but he could never catch them.
Then I guess one night, he set up a trap or something to catch whom ever it was breaking in and to his surprise, it was a 6 foot long cockroach. I've heard they can get pretty big, but this one made it into world record book.
:chicken:

[Serial Killer X]

Lol a 8ft long alligatior Woah that would of been scary but what if the Alligator was having a coffee?

[Mudbug]

I was once on a Beach which had look out for Alligators. I left!