How would you commit the perfect murder?

[breezibrianna]

How would you commit the perfect murder? I wouldn't want anyone to feel excessively immoral about this so lets just say you know, without doubt, the identity of a vile, pedophile, smelly, NY Yankee fan serial killer. You obviously want to get away with this and lets just say that there really is no way to bring this person to legal justice. However, the person is not famous or rich, so relatively easy to reach. As knowledgeable as you all are and since you can consider this dispassionately, I expect good answers.

To be clear, I am a sweet Southern California bouncy blonde 24 yr old gal with no harmful intentions to anyone I know, Yankee fans excepted, although I do admit to being a rabid Hitchcock fan.

[Cereese]

For starters, the perfect murder victim shouldn't be anyone who could be connected to you in any way.

[packy]

Be careful though about telling how you'd do it. Look at poor Scott Peterson saying how he'd do it, and someone did do it and so hisstatements added more to his supposed guilt.

Meanwhile I can hardly wrap my mind around murdering someone, let alone think of a perfect murder.

Maybe place the crime in a quiet, small, low crime, rural area in which there is an inexperienced, small staff of police who haven't had much association with murder scenes, and who are known to not call in too much outside help.

[Luke Davis]

I would wait for a natural disaster and add one to the statistics.

[tsquare]

How do you tell anyone without being figured out.....and get a law suite for slander if it was found out and you where wrong or if that person thought you knew or figured it out...?That could put you in harms way.
You are not related or know any of those people on the side who where murdered...you mean it too!

What would you do...?;)

If you're serious, call Crimestoppers.

[IsItAnyWonder]

How would you commit the perfect murder? I wouldn't want anyone to feel excessively immoral about this so lets just say you know, without doubt, the identity of a vile, pedophile, smelly, NY Yankee fan serial killer. You obviously want to get away with this and lets just say that there really is no way to bring this person to legal justice. However, the person is not famous or rich, so relatively easy to reach. As knowledgeable as you all are and since you can consider this dispassionately, I expect good answers.

To be clear, I am a sweet Southern California bouncy blonde 24 yr old gal with no harmful intentions to anyone I know, Yankee fans excepted, although I do admit to being a rabid Hitchcock fan.


Don't do it.. It's not worth it......

IsItAnyWonder

[lildoxiedog]

I don't think there is such a thing. Yeah, you may get away with it, but I don't think there is such a thing as a "perfect murder".

Now, I can think of a way to kill someone without physically doing it, but not sure I would be comfortable posting it on a public message board.

[*Nina*]

There is no such thing as perfect murder or crime. Everyone gets apprehended one day, some before than others. In the cases where it's still mystery because it happened so long ago, like Jack the Ripper, I do believe someone new something but was too scared to come forward and I mean they had a picture of him. Plus at that time and age we didn't have needed tools to get DNA match and other stuff that today (thanks to technology) we are capable of doing. Everyone puts up a fight so there are chances at some point they got a piece of fiber under their fingers or skin if they scratched their murderer's face. Even if you are total stranger you will get apprehended, because most likely if you don't get arrested for one crime you will get cocky and think you committed a perfect crime and you will try it again. And again and again until you make a mistake and all of the pieces in puzzle get together. Sooner or later, but it does happen and this time and age.

I do not have any scenarios for you all, because killing someone has never ever entered my head. And it makes me sick to my stomach even reading what some of the horrible murderers have done to their victims.

[torch1974]

To commit the perfect murder do the following:

If you don't live in the USA, move.

Buy a gun (legally or illegally depending on the gun laws in that state)

Go to a large, poor, urban area (Any large US city will do) and shoot the first person you don't like the look of.

Vote republican in the next election!.

Sit back and bask in the knowledge that the detectives are so overworked due to all the other murders that have been committed,:patriot: it is unlikely you will ever be caught.